commanding of me to stand down (sit?)
decease and insist (cease and desist as this is getting TDiously tedious and pain steakingly nerve racking for some which has a directly correlated effect on their ability to earn their living)
So I apologize as I easily forget how important the web is to others work. I don't really care about consequences when I see bait set out for me, except when there is a chance is could affect somebodies
real life career. Then my jack-assery is not funny at all. The economy is not getting any better anytime soon (as a whole anyway) it is hard enough to keep sales up without nerves being on edge.
you can send your gratitude for the return of your internet safe and sound to Yes Sic, CA, 99999
pinkPO box 42369
My request being (and only if you want to and will not get into trouble for it) couldn't you work some sort of erotic message on the sly into advertisement or listing details.
like if you sell used computer monitors "one owner, less than 10 hours of porn viewed so pixels algorhythm for Tits and Ass as bright as new"
if you sell used cars "all semen stains professionally removed and fresh virgin stick shift with mushroom tip ready for yours sig, miss, or friend of a friend's best friend's aunt"
if you sell houses maybe Sundays could be reserved for prospective buyers and their partners to have sex in a house to see if there is any chemistry or just if it's a good fit
maybe we could get retailers of feed and seed (or farm and home stores) to team up or even double team the automobile sales (new and used) and your commercials this time around would ACTUALLY use the words "if you want to buy a car pussy cow"
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