dirt clustit 90/20 (truth/bullshit ratio): this is only for two people

Friday, August 20, 2010

this is only for two people

I swear on a relatives grave this is funny, but to everybody except the author and one other person I will be seen as an asshole and vulgar at that.

well then do not read it

because this author has been playing or chiming in since day one so I need to put something out there or else this whole unknown random communicating via telepathy may very well be statistically insignificant. So think of me what you will.

ok, it was NOT that I did not have time today. (i just did not want to fuck in a public place)

sorry i maent have sex not fuck, fuck was definitely the wrong word to use. Any word EXCEPT fuck would have been better. Well make love instead of saying fuck would have been less accurate, so fuck probably was a better choice of words than make love.

dick her may have been taken a differaunt way. intsead of fuck I should have just said have sex.

shit I fucked up people, I am really fuckin sorry

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****updated 6/28/2010***** due to the fact that I get a little strange, I get a little accusatory of persons who honestly have clean names from the accusation in my words trying to place blame. Sorry bout that it happens sometimes. Due to lost trust from bad experiences in my past it creeps up to bite me so just know that if you read some post that goes on and on blaming people that there have been times that the people who deserve the blame are ficticuous and exist only in my head (nothing to get worked up about) and if something I wrote and posted anywhere (not just here but anywhere, another place or a comment at yours) if something makes you uncomfortable I would love to talk about and clarify things because unless you intentionally harm others for pleasure and that is not the kink they are in to, there is enough bad shit going down in this world and NOBODY needs any added discomfort so I honestly would NOT like you to feel the way (unless of course that IS the kink you are in to)

If you want to know something about me and want a serious answer let me know. I am honest and will not deceive you.

Be careful of what you read here, most if not all content is NOT meant to be taken seriously (so take it with a grain of salt), most of it is when I am feeling manically up or the same but down. It should be very apparent witch is witch.

if you cannot tell then I was probably in between (the flat and boring posts are me coming from in between)

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