the fine print is legible

I can make out most of the middle page (enough to get the jist)

that's an outdated version Billy, don't look too enlightened.
1) lambskin only prevents pregnancy NOT STD's
2) They don't make them anymore because because you cannot get visible AND audible consent
you need a nod and you need to ask after they beg, that's your part of the game Billy and if they cannot spell it you will not do it.
Jack and Jill are both spelled with J's so let nobody sway you who you choose