dirt clustit 90/20 (truth/bullshit ratio): humor

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

webby? you mean like footed?

I don't know what to tell you friend but that wasn't me. I wasn't the last person to take shower before you. In fact I need to take a shower myself, but that is exactly why I rinse it out a little first or wear some sandals when the bathrooms are not private
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****updated 6/28/2010***** due to the fact that I get a little strange, I get a little accusatory of persons who honestly have clean names from the accusation in my words trying to place blame. Sorry bout that it happens sometimes. Due to lost trust from bad experiences in my past it creeps up to bite me so just know that if you read some post that goes on and on blaming people that there have been times that the people who deserve the blame are ficticuous and exist only in my head (nothing to get worked up about) and if something I wrote and posted anywhere (not just here but anywhere, another place or a comment at yours) if something makes you uncomfortable I would love to talk about and clarify things because unless you intentionally harm others for pleasure and that is not the kink they are in to, there is enough bad shit going down in this world and NOBODY needs any added discomfort so I honestly would NOT like you to feel the way (unless of course that IS the kink you are in to)

If you want to know something about me and want a serious answer let me know. I am honest and will not deceive you.

Be careful of what you read here, most if not all content is NOT meant to be taken seriously (so take it with a grain of salt), most of it is when I am feeling manically up or the same but down. It should be very apparent witch is witch.

if you cannot tell then I was probably in between (the flat and boring posts are me coming from in between)

If I complement you or your work it was sincere, if I say something stupid, way over the top ridiculous, or seem overly flirty and it pisses you off just tell me or go ahead and swat me down, you don't have to filter your words cause I would much rather know your boundaries so that I don't cross them. I'm just a bee flying around from blog to blog many times randomly. I am basically just a wandering busy bee doing his work, all I see is flowers so don't mind me.

when I do piss you off just be careful about coming back to my home and the nest riled up. If I piss you off say something, yelling or any language is fine as long as you just let me know, once you do I think you'll find that I will make every attempt to fix it, or make my wrong right.